LURK-0-MATIC

7:52pm: myspace
myspace pretty much made this dump extinct...
ihavent been on in like 97 weeks!
fuck tis joint! www.myspace.com/tinytikes

10:03pm: ::::::::::::NEWSFLASH::::::::::::::::


Dr Duq Jones is over....it is now EmeriKyle

6:43pm: i havent written in hear in like 2 years but heres a quick review
.calvin died and i burried him in the backyard with a tombstone and everything so i got 2 new gerbils and named them calvin and hobbes but hobbes ate calvin and then hobbes died it was fuckin freaky
.im in 7th grade now
.i still skateboard
.i got a dog last thanksgiving thats a small and hyper terrier named ollie (after the skateboard trick
.sadly thats all i can think of

ollie is my new best friend although he will never replace calvin I. i got a new screenname but i havent used it yet because i have no friends with AIM but it is Dr Duq Jones (because my goddamn rock solid ghetto shiznit nickname is TOILET DUQ JONES)
i know it gay but its all i could think of.
please people im me im so l ll llllllllonely um thats all can think of but ill probably update later but remember im me

9:55pm: oh biscuit!!

My goddamn rock solid ghetto shiznit name is Toilet Duq Jones.
What's yours?
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12:07am: none
im pretty sure it was 2 days ago when thanksgiving took place at my uncle's house in stewart. it was the least i've ever eaten because my cousin sneezed all over my food and it was pretty ####### nasty. we watched the movie 'idenity' and it was not the least bit scary to me for some reason because it was so fake and unrealistic. then we started to watch 'training day' but then we had to go to our hotel. next day we went back to their house and it wasnt very fun. to tell you the truth i did nothing.
i'm probably boring you so i'll change the subject.........................
i cant wait until christmas, i might be able to get a dirtbike but i'm not 100% positive.i changed my live journal around again today. it seems like i havent written in here in longer than forever. but i have a reasonable excuse for it. live journal for some reason was not working for my pc until today, thank god. it was good to have a break and it felt like a sunday on friday so it was hard to have fun thinking you would have school the next day. even though it wasn't sunday i felt like every day was and now sunday is tomorrow. lets just say it went by fast. and holy crap i feel like i just woke up today went by so fast i can't name one thing interesting that happened today except i just got inside an houur ago from something fun, i was skateboarding and annoying the cars that went by with my firends for about two hours, but know it's over and even though its 12:30 sunday morning lets pretend its 12:30 saturday night ok? if thats true then tomorrow is already here and that means tomorrow is school. i'll be leaving now so i can go make a plan on how to fake any kind of illness so i can stay home from school on monday. even though my crappy plans never work..

1:28pm: poop
well.. yesterday i let calvin go in my bathroom sink and its so funny when he tries to get out, before he just tried to run out but now he tries to grab hold of the end of the sink and pull himself up. he also tries to jump out. it was so funny that i filmed it and i'm going to send it to planets funniest animals. now i have a thirty minute video of calvin trying to jump out of the sink. i could watch the video all day.

a few days ago my friend got home from his trip in north carolina and some other places and two days ago we made up a game called retards... its where we get on the these weird helmets and go around playing hockey with a baseball bat and kickball and pretend we're retarded.

you probably think i am retarded

4:55pm: umm..
well, today was a very sad day,my friend's mom died a few days ago and today was the funeral but i don't want to get into details about that. today i made a new screen name for aim, it is "the king badwil". so you can add that to your buddy list if you want.i cant wait for my moms pictures to develope because i took like 7 pictures of my gerbil calvin and i'm gonna make him the backround of my live journal. changing my livejournal around is becoming a weekly chore of mine. i changed it around today. i wanted to go to warped tour but my dad said not this year i guess be cause of the funeral. i wish i could have gone, i went last year and it rocked and this year should be the same but oh well, not this year. i tore down my whole fort that was in my garage today.
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umm.. oh yeah how could i forget, a few days ago i was talking on the phone and holding calvin at the same time and i guess he had too much coffee cause he was running around like crazy and then i walked into the rec room and sat on the couch still holding him and still on the phone and he was still hyper so then he got out of my hands went under the couch and i was up all night with noone helping me trying to get him then i got an idea.. i brought his condo (you can call it a cage) and put it on its side and rearranged everything so it looked like his home but he could still walk into it so i watched tv and then at like 4:oo he finally walked in it and i flipped it over and played with him another hour or so and before i put him in his condo i rearranged it back to normal and wathced tv for thirty minuted and fell asleep on the couch.


calvin shure did get his excersize

1:38pm: well last night i wanted to read about dwarf hamsters (which are about the smallest rodent you can get) so i searched on google and found out that they are good pets to have and i found a breeder that breeds them for money and she sells them really cheap. her price is $5-$15 for the dwarf hamster, the cage, the water bottle, the wood chips and chew sticks the price depends on the rarity of the animal but i'm not gonna buy a rare one so i'll probably get one when i go to drop brett off in gainsville beause she lives in gainsville right by the university. i'm probably gonna get one because my parents don't care at all.

but calvin may feel left out (even though i will play with them both). i would put them in the same cage but they have to had be together their whole life or they will fight to death!
even thought calvin would cause he is bigger that would just be too sad!!!

but yeah i'm gonna get one

9:31pm: i'm an idiot
i just got a new e mail address and inbox in is empty so i signed up for a bunch of mailing list from some of my favorite bands to kill some time. my mood is accomplished cause i built a giant fort in my garage with a tv in it and lounge chairs.

yesterday night i had my back patio set up with the same tv and comics and a lounge all set up to sleep out side but i wasnt tired so when i fell asleep i didn't mean to! but anyway the fort in my garage is awsome.
my billy madison tape broke! some dropped it and the tape inside got i guess bent or something so hen i put it in the vcr the first ten minutes got eaten up by the tape last night when i was watching tv outside! that made me furious.
i changed my journal around [again] and changed my icon cause i looked like i had fat cheeks in my old icon. i played with my gerbil calvin today and showed him the official tour of my new fort he loved the damned place so much that he didn't want to leave when i let my brother hold him the next time i wasnt looking he put him down my back and don't get me wrong, calvin has sharp nails. and long whiskers i want to cut them but dont think i should

6:43pm: RECOVERING FROM LOVE.
and this fire-blown kiss can rub against the lies off your lips. i'm recovering from love so just leave me alone. i'm in silence and maybe i'll dedicate my sidewalk to you so i don't forget your name. life was so easy years back, but now i've met you and your friendship can drown as you reveal the secrets of a true one.

this comic is a love story of how life should end out but this lamp shade is burning just like your heart. the gift i bought you for christmas returned in the airport mailbox.

12:16pm: i really wrote this entry on paper yesterday but didn't get to update until today
today seemed out great.. in the mornig i woke up bright and early at about 11:30 and watched saturday morning cartoons with a bowl of lucky charms. then went on the computer and changed my lj around. i'm possitive it used to be one the boring side. next i talked to brett and had a long conversation with him on instant messenger and questioned him about HOW to change journal.
soon after i made a website to try and break the world record for fastest site made and it took me 1 minute and 2.3 seconds. as you must have guessed, it most likely didn't break the record but it was worth itlater on it started to rain andmy grandma made me get offline so i watched telivision.a few hours later i came back on the computerread some old live journal entries andwatched RAMBO:first blood the time that was over it was about 8:45 so then i watched more t.v. and decided to update but my brother-curtis- was online so i just wrote it out on paper but i waited for him to get off and bye the time he was off i was asleep so i'm updating now.

oh boy! tomorrow my grandparents are waking me up early to go to church. i shall change my mood to sarcastic just because of that comment!


-CAPTAIN*KYLE

11:04pm: i don't even know what my mood means "melancholy??"
i havent written in here since i was still in school.summer is good so far i built a fort in the back of my room a few week ago that has all these blankets piled up and pillows and sleeping bags. and earlier this evening i built a new one on the other side of my room and it is a little bit bigger and in my new i have bretts laptop which will probably only last in there until he gets home from andreas house tomorrow but it is still fun for now. i also have my video camera and a bunch of tech decks and ramps in it. tomorrow i'm off to stay at my grandpa's house for a week with curtis while brett watches the house because my parents are going to california with their friends.

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even though it is summer it doesnt feel like it and i keep having dreams that like i have to go to summer school and they suck. at the last two weeks of school i'm going to go to this summer camp where you learn how to make your own cartoons and comics and they make it look really fun so hopefully it should be pretty fun.

*my brother is playing HALO and he has the volume turned up like all the way up and it is so annoying*

also today i played with my gerbil calvin (i changed his name back from dick to calvin) and took him in the fort that has all the pillows and crap and he burrowed at the very bottom and i had to take everything out of it and get and put him back in his condo(you may call it a cage) but he wanted to go back in the fort.

#today i covered my way with comics and it took like friggin' forever


*this weeks album of the week is: a static lullaby-and don't forget to breathe*
i played pac-man today and almost got to the 8th level that game is so great. earlier today i think i caught a cold from swimming in the pouring rain but it was worth it.. it was so fun but my pet baby duck didn't think so it was scared to death shivering like a cell phone on vibrate



*if you know what it means comment on this entry and please tell me what melancholy...

12:32am: is this good?

*phew* Thank God, you're not BOCA--Congratulations
on being firmly grounded in reality!


How BOCA are you?
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11:42pm: <3
“A Hurricane Coming”
It’s going to be raining down screams
There’s going to be a storm
Everything will come tumbling down
Including those sad memories
Nothings going to be the same
Everything’s changed
And all you have to say is
“People change over time”
I don’t think it makes sense
Can we kiss one last time
Will you ever come back for me?
I feel so lonely
I’ve gotten lost in the woods
Once again.
My life just went out of business
“Our relationship is dead”
The last words
She said
To me (for the last time)
When will this hurricane of hate end?
Its going to storm for days
And never stop
(until you come back again)
and you will shuffle your feet
around in the sand and sit on the swing in
your backyard watching it go from night to sunrise
its always war all the time
and this boy still standing on
the ground in his room with
the only light being the computer
monitor which brings color to his room
and he is standing on the edge of life
waiting for the phone to ring
but it doesn’t matter
cause she will never return his call
has your sense of humor expired?
The boy thought as he sat on his porch and
Thought about his life
So far
Now lets look at the stars and start over
<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

6:46pm:
congratulations. you are the "you smell like
butt" bunny. your brutally honest and
always say whats on your mind.


which happy bunny are you?
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7:13pm: aww man
I am regular old boring Calvin!
You don't get to travel much outside your neighborhood, but you still manage to get in plenty of trouble. When you're not acting up, you like to wax philosophical.

Which Calvin are YOU?

1:17pm: in my old journal (not livejournal) i always wrote lyrics; here goes nothing...

the five senses

when will these cold nights end? i saw your headlight as you drove away. slam your foot on the gas proud to be leaving. memories come hailing down to reming me of my childhood. noises being heard; they sound like your voice. our love is expired. you sped away, the smell of rubber burning. i saw you look back and smile. i felt the texture of love. i can hear the laughs of ghosts having so much fun in this abandoned sort of Disney world. i could hear them having so much fun but now it is dead. the chains locked me up. the rusty nails infected my skin. you infected my heart. life is like a puzzle. peice by peice i try but i can't solve it. i'm missing a few peices. sometimes it all feels like some big dream, that evolves to a nightmare near the end of it. why won't someone just wake me up?

1:08am: chrstmas was about a week ago, i might be way off though cuz i'm always way off on the date and time when it's a vacation from school. for christmas i got an electric guitar and an amplifier. i got a microphone and a spongebob tin lunchbox. i got a book to write my lyrics in and a wristband. i got a studed belt. i got Tony Hawks Pro Skater4 for Xbox. i got a gigbag for my guitar and a stand for my guitar. i got a bag of pics( not pictures but the things you use for a guitar). i got other stuff that i can't remember.
i've been doing a lot of band practice over this break. brett took a bunch of pictures of me with my band equipment. he kept on making me tuck my shirt in so you could see my stud belt. he also made me put my hands in weird ways so you can see my wristband with a star on it cuz he got me both of those gifts for christmas.

11:22pm: testing out the livejournal client that i downloaded.

merry christmas, suckas.

5:40pm: hooters girls dig me

7:03am: oh yeah
i miss brett a lot already and i was dreaming about him about 30 mins ago. (i woke up 30 minutes ago). my dream was some freaky stuff. i had a dream that i skateboard all the way over to his college and his roomate said "brett left to go to visit you guys for summer," "what the f*ck" i said. "our summer starts in June" he said. so i skateboarded all the way home. THE END of my dream that is.) i woke up cause my alarm was going off like crazy.i can't wait till brett really does have summer break. i burned a cd this morning and i'm listneing to it now. it's a mix of a lot of good songs.i have to go to school now.

7:13am: i haven't written in here in a while, where to begin.. yesterday, i asked my dad to get me up really early, and i had lost my tooth the same night. and when he woke me up, there was no money under my pillow... just my tooth. so he told me to go back to bed for about ten minutes so i did and when i woke up, i had three bucks under my pillow. i'm pretty exited that Thanksgiving is on Thursday. two days ago, i spent a dollar buying a Homeless Voice newspaper from a bum and a dollar giving another bum money. my tooth is already growing in and i lost it last night. i had a science test yesterday and i studied for it so i probably did good.. at least i hope i did good. my pet gerbil had his name changed back to calvin last night. and calvin is getting to be a lazy bum, he sleeps all day except when i come in the room he wakes up and squeals. i can't wait until december when christmas and my birthday and brett come around. well, i gotta get ready to go to school now.

kyle

8:55pm: woo
well, over the weekend brett came over and surprised me.he only stayed for two days but it was great he evn came.when we brought him back to andreas house there was a party and me and brett won a trophy in a three legged race and got a trophy.

6:40pm: dick ,richard..whats the difference?find out at the end of this update!!
well.. i'm in best buy on a laptop that i like and today i thought it over and renamed my gerbil, his new name his dick. i would have brought dick to this best buy but he would get lost and the store owner wouldn't alow it anyway. today when i got home, dick was cheweing on a peice of cardboard and i said "good boy" because it's good for his teeth to chew the crap. the reason i'm at best buy is i'm serching the place for a few cd's that i want called: poisonthewell, glassjAw, and other stuff. well i got my cds and i'm gonna leave

2:39pm: (obviously)
i watched "dogtown and z-boys" a third time today and i just got back from skateboarding like i said i would be..i never lie:)
also my brother, my dad, and my grandpa have (obviously) not got back from that dumb ol' dolphins game so i can't teach my gerbil "the gasoline" right now. i went to a really cool sight today called www.doeworld.com it's not cool cuz of hello kitty or the other cat but snoopy and afro ken are on there so its was (obviously) a great site. well, i 'm too lazy to continue writing because my fingers are getting tired of hitting all these keys (teehehe, that rymes). well like i said my fingers are getting tired of hitting all these keys and i'm getting too lazy too continue writing because if i did, i'm sure my fingers would give me a woopin'.

-me